July 18, 2014
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Today is the day.  I'm going to space.  Pluto, specifically.

The public has been told I'm taking some time away from the company for "personal reasons".

It isn't a lie, just misleading.  The real reason is that, about four years ago, I was stargazing in my (now previous) yacht, when this "shooting star" fell from the sky.  It landed only a few hundred metres away from where I was, so I decided to sail towards it.

I figured it would be a piece of space debris - a piece of junk at worst or a worthwhile auction at best.  Initially, I thought it was in fact junk, but this sort-of lid opened and inside was a single piece of paper.

                            "Come find me! I'm on Pluto."

Yea, it's a stupid reason to go to space, but there isn't anyone in space to play these sorts of pranks! I feel it must be real.

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Luke Mons
